A soldier in Napoleon's army gets caught up in an adventure far beyond his wildest fears, as the monsters of legend fight over the way back to their homeworlds.

What happens when you’re a crimefighter and your sidekick grows up to be an arrogant, ungrateful douchebag? What on Earth could draw the two of you back together again?

Albert the Alien is the first intergalactic foreign exchange student. And when Albert's involved, even the ordinary becomes extraordinary!